Introduction The names in this story have been changed to protect the innocent... OK—well—no-one is really innocent, so I’m not only naming them, I’m also blaming them! Because... • Google is now mapping the combination of my stretch marks, varicose veins and cellulite. • My short term memory has now become my long term memory. • I started posting pictures of missing socks on milk cartons. • I request the cut off crusts of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch at restaurants. • Phone solicitors have put me on the Do Not Call database due to my eagerness to share the events of my day. • The only time I have a good night sleep is in my dreams. • I’m jealous of mother penguins who get to take a two month annual girl’s trip while the dad watches the egg. • I consider poop scooping a leisure activity. • My short term memory has now become my long term memory. Who should read this book? Anyone who is a mother, or has a mother, or is considering being a mother. Anyone who is bored and needs something to read on the plane. |  |
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