Sounds easy...find a guy, marry him, have kids, and get a dog. Do you have the right stuff? Take this quiz to find out: Q. How long is too long to date before marriage? A. (girl) After “love at first sight”-- 5 days is reasonable. A. (boy) Using all of his power of concentration and intellect --he cannot comprehend the question. Q. True or False? All weddings and honeymoons are magazine perfect. A. True - if you are reading Mad Magazine®. Q. True or False? Having three kids is the same amount of work as having one kid. A. False - having three kids is the same amount of work as rebuilding Pompeii. Q. True or False? Kids throw up a lot. A. True. Q. True or False? Kids only throw up on white carpeting next to barf bucket on floor. A. True. Q. True or False? Dogs throw up a lot. A. True. Q. True or False? Dogs only throw up on white carpeting next to tile floor. A. True. How did you do? Not too well? Me neither. |   All the proceeds for the book Motherhood is Not for Babies go to Parent Project Muscular Dystrophy www.parentprojectmd.org. |
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